Our Store Policies

Before all the legal stuff, we would like to say thanks for dropping by.  If this not your cup of tea and you have found yourself here accidentally, thanks for popping in anyway.

A wise man once said

"getting offended by something you see on the internet is like choosing to step in dog sh!t.  

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We do not condone the acts or reputation of bad people portrayed on the products, we also do not condone the mockery of the good people on our products.

We do not reccomend using our products to cause upset to others, remember not everyone has the same sense of humour as you.

So please be kind, we fully believe that humour is essential to sanity, so please use our products to bring laughter and love, not uspet or misery.

 

THE LEGAL STUFF

We receive, collect and store any information you enter on our website or provide us in any other way. In addition, we collect the Internet protocol (IP) address used to connect your computer to the Internet; login; e-mail address; password; computer and connection information and purchase history. We may use software tools to measure and collect session information, including page response times, length of visits to certain pages, page interaction information, and methods used to browse away from the page. We also collect personally identifiable information (including name, email, password, communications); payment details (including credit card information), comments, feedback, product reviews, recommendations, and personal profile.

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When you conduct a transaction on our website, as part of the process, we collect personal information you give us such as your name, address and email address. Your personal information will be used for the specific reasons stated above only.

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Our company is hosted on the Wix.com platform. Wix.com provides us with the online platform that allows us to sell our products and services to you. Your data may be stored through Wix.com’s data storage, databases and the general Wix.com applications. They store your data on secure servers behind a firewall.  

 

All direct payment gateways offered by Wix.com and used by our company adhere to the standards set by PCI-DSS as managed by the PCI Security Standards Council, which is a joint effort of brands like Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover. PCI-DSS requirements help ensure the secure handling of credit card information by our store and its service providers.

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We may contact you to notify you regarding your account, to troubleshoot problems with your account, to resolve a dispute, to collect fees or monies owed, to poll your opinions through surveys or questionnaires, to send updates about our company, or as otherwise necessary to contact you to enforce our User Agreement, applicable national laws, and any agreement we may have with you. For these purposes we may contact you via email, telephone, text messages, and postal mail.

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If you don’t want us to process your data anymore, please contact us at simplyawful@outlook.com or send us mail to: S.A.G - PO Box 8589 - Ripley - DE5 4DL.

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We reserve the right to modify this privacy policy at any time, so please review it frequently. Changes and clarifications will take effect immediately upon their posting on the website. If we make material changes to this policy, we will notify you here that it has been updated, so that you are aware of what information we collect, how we use it, and under what circumstances, if any, we use and/or disclose it.

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If you would like to: access, correct, amend or delete any personal information we have about you, you are invited to contact us at simplyawful@outlook.com or send us mail to: S.A.G - PO Box 8589 - Ripley - DE5 4DL.

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